Welcome to the courtroom of the Jetiquette Judge.

Jetiquette is simple:
be aware, be considerate,
and act like others exist.

That’s the standard for sharing
a cabin at 35,000 feet.

Most people fall short.

Enter the court.
Observe the rulings.
Decide where you stand.

Satire Disclaimer: Jetiquette Judge is fictional satire for commentary and entertainment. The court is not real. The behavior, unfortunately, often is.